fartgallery:

Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

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the-perks-of-eating-pussy:

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

(via thickthighsandcoffee)

jodiefoster:

*yelling at myself with a megaphone* WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS

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kushonthecoast:

n0rma1-people-sxare-me:

I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad

At everything

*winks at you with both eyes*

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